幽默英語(yǔ)情景對(duì)話篇一：英語(yǔ)課堂搞笑對(duì)話

英語(yǔ)情景對(duì)話,自己和舍友5個(gè)人在課堂上表演過(guò).材料是自己

整合了幾個(gè)小故事和網(wǎng)上的對(duì)話小片段,在此為需要幫助的同學(xué)提供

點(diǎn)參考.為了更好的說(shuō)明,中間穿插了漢語(yǔ).(英語(yǔ)水平不行啊).主要以

娛樂(lè)為主.故事大概是這樣的,有一個(gè)老師(也是旁白)和他的四個(gè)學(xué)生,

一個(gè)美國(guó)人,一個(gè)印度人,一個(gè)中國(guó)人,一個(gè)日本人.看到這兒,應(yīng)該可以

猜到內(nèi)容了,惡搞日本人的.對(duì)話如下:

Pangbai: Long time ago, I was a teacher in a village and My name is

Hutu and I have four students: an American. a Chinese , an India and a Japanese. Now they are coming .

四個(gè)人登場(chǎng),進(jìn)行自我介紹

(印度人):Good morning, boys and girls. I’m India and the monitor of

the class.

(中國(guó)人): Hello, everyone. I’m Chinese.

(美國(guó)人): Hi, I’m American.

(日本人,自我介紹的時(shí)候鞠個(gè)躬,顯示所謂的禮儀): Hi, I’m Japanese

and my English is very poor;

Pangbai: During the National Day ,they travelled from Xi’an to

Shanghai passby Luoyang. It’s said that some interesting

and funny story have been happened when they travelled.

Now , they will show us what actually happened in their

trip.

India: Well, I rent a car, but the car can only take three people. I

have an idea that we take turns to ask questions, anybody

who give the right answer can get on, or run following the car.

Do you agree with me?

三個(gè)人異口同聲地回答,尤以日本人最活躍.

Yes ,sir. No problem.

Inida: Now ,as the monitor of the class I will question now. Are you

ready?

三個(gè)人再次異口同聲地回答,日本人還是最活躍

Yes, we are ready.

India: Hi ,American, how many sun in the sky?

American: Such a simple question. The answer is only one.

India: Good job. And Chinese guy, how many moon in the sky?

Chinese: So easy, it’s one.

Japanese: wow , laughing…,(陰笑) these questions are so simple and

our Japanese are so clever.

India: Hi. Japanese. Do you know how many stars in the sky?

Japanese: Stars? Are you kidding me? Sorry, I don’t know.

India(淫笑): I’m sorry, you don’t give me a right answer. So, we three go to Luoyang by car and you follow us. Let’s go.(對(duì)其他兩人說(shuō)).

Pangbai: Now, the Chinese , the India, the American trave to

Luoyang by car and the Japanese have to run following the

car. Several days later, the three man have taken a tour in

Luoyang and they are talking about their fells. But the

Japanese is still on his way.

American: 描述一下洛陽(yáng),百度多的是,我也是搜的.在此省略了.

Chinese: We have to go now, bur where is the Japanese?

Japanese: (氣喘吁吁地跑過(guò)來(lái),彎著腰說(shuō)) Thank god, I come up with

you finally.

India: (對(duì)日本人說(shuō)) Are you OK?

Japanese: (立馬直起腰) I can’t be fine any more.(嘴硬!)

India: Good! Now, we start the second round questioning andChinese

guy, This is your hometown and as host you question us.

Chinese: OK, it’s my turn. I’ll ask questions about our Chinese

history and monitor, Do you know the Liberation Campaign

of China.

India: Let me see. It’s LiaoShen War, PeiPing war and HuaiHai War.

Chinese: Absolutely right. And American, Do you know how many

soldiers sacrificed in that war?

American: En…, I think it’s about 500,000.

Chinese: Good! And Japanese, do you know their names ?

Japanese: names? (苦笑,垂頭喪氣地),I don’t know.

Chinese” I’m sorry, boy. You failed again.(假惺惺地拍拍日本人的肩

膀,對(duì)其他倆人說(shuō)),Let’s go.

Pangbai: Another time, the Japanese travelled on foot and the other

three by car.. Suddenly they met each other somewhere on the rode outside the Luoyang city.

American: Hi. Japanese, how are you ?

Japanese:(邊跑邊說(shuō),氣喘吁吁) I’m fine. Thank you ,And you ? American:(look around ) We can’t be fine any more.

Chinese: See you in Shanghai.

Pangbai: Several days later. The three men had enjoyed their good

time in Shanghai and the Japanese is still on his way. But

fortunately, they had changed their car for fore-seat. It

seemed that the Japanese still don’t know. Now they are

talking about their felling about Shanghai.

Chinese: 描述上海.百度搜.

India” It’s really an interesting journey and time up, we should go

home. But where is the Japanese?

Japanese: (累死累活的跑過(guò)來(lái))Wait me for a while. I’m here. India: OK! Let’s go back.

Japanese: wait, wait… ,I don’t think it’s fair to me . I have run from

Xi’an to Shanghai and I have to answer the first question. India: What question?

American: (與中國(guó)人對(duì)視一笑) OK! I pick out a question for you.

How many leaves in that tree?

Japanese: one , two , three …, wow , so many. I can’t find the answer.

My god, I have to run from Shanghai to Xi’an again. (說(shuō)完跑開(kāi)了).

Chinese: what a foolish the Japanese man. Our car have four seats.

Why he run away again?

India: Become fool when run, I think.

Pangbai: Several days later. They all back to Xi’an. Now they are

here and having my class; “Hi, boys, how is your trip?”

Japanese: It’s terrible . I am so tired.

Pangbai: you are a real marathon runner and you three?

India: we all have enjoyed the trip.

Pangbai: (鈴響了) Time flies. We have ten minutes break. 美國(guó)人往外走, 不小心被日本人撞了一下.發(fā)生如下對(duì)話.

Japanese: I'm sorry,sir.

American: I'm sorry, too.

Japanese: two? I'm sorry three?

American: What are you sorry for?

Japanese: four? I' m sorry five.

American: What do you want to say?

幽默英語(yǔ)情景對(duì)話篇二：搞笑英語(yǔ)兩人短對(duì)話

男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?

女:Sure.

男:What is your father’s name?

女:Happy!

男:Then, What is your mother’s name?

女:Smile!

男:Are you joking?

女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff? 男:Of course not.

女:Go ahead.

男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a

band. Will you join us?

女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band

男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you

can play piano very well.

女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.

男:What are you good at?

女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?

女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.

男:Really? What does he like?

女:He prefers quiet music.

男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he? 女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco . 男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.

女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music? 男:Why not?

女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?

男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.

But we have one problem with our band

女:what is it?

男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.

女:Are you joking?

男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding. 女:Well, that makes sense?!

幽默英語(yǔ)情景對(duì)話篇三：英語(yǔ)中常見(jiàn)情景對(duì)話(三)

英語(yǔ)中常見(jiàn)情景對(duì)話（三）

中國(guó)人提起英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)常常是苦不堪言，無(wú)論是職場(chǎng)面試還是出國(guó)留學(xué)，英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)歷來(lái)是國(guó)人的心腹大患，雖然英語(yǔ)在中國(guó)教育中的地位越來(lái)越重要，甚至有舉國(guó)學(xué)英語(yǔ)的趨勢(shì)，但真正用英語(yǔ)的機(jī)會(huì)并不多，學(xué)的東西當(dāng)然也很容易遺忘。西安英語(yǔ)培訓(xùn)機(jī)構(gòu)凱撒國(guó)際英語(yǔ)的口語(yǔ)培訓(xùn)專家Junny說(shuō)，中西方的文化差異很大，思維方式也大不相同，這種差異對(duì)于英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)的學(xué)習(xí)影響很大。最好能有真實(shí)的場(chǎng)景進(jìn)行對(duì)話訓(xùn)練，讓學(xué)員置身其中感受最地道的英語(yǔ)。這樣效果最好！ 今天小編為大家整理了生活中常見(jiàn)的一系列情景對(duì)話，簡(jiǎn)短而受用，一起來(lái)學(xué)習(xí)吧！

Personal appearance

A: That girl looks very attractive, doesn’t she?

B: do you think so? I don’t like girls who look like that. I like girls who aren’t too slim. If you like her, go and talk to her.

A: I’d like to, but there’s her boyfriend. He’s very broad-shouldered.

B: he’s huge! He must go to the gym to have a well-built body like that.

A: do you prefer tall

girls or short ones?

B: I don’t mind, but I like girls with long hair.

A: we have different tastes. I like girls with short hair. I like tall girls- probably because I’m so tall myself.

B: have you ever dated a girl taller than you?

A: no, never. I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl taller than me! Have you gained weight recently? B: yes, I have. Perhaps I should go to the gym, like that girl’s boyfriend.

A: I ‘m getting a bit plump myself. Perhaps I’ll go with you.

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