新年，老劉家來(lái)了一位客人，老劉就準(zhǔn)備把家里那頭豬或那頭驢宰了，可是不知道要?dú)⒛膫�(gè)好，如果是你，你要?dú)⒛膫�(gè)？…………若別人回答殺豬！你就說(shuō)驢也是這樣想的…………若別人回答殺驢！你就說(shuō)豬也是這樣想的，呵呵

求一個(gè)關(guān)于豬的英語(yǔ)小笑話？（要翻譯出來(lái)）

as the hour and day, 3 marksmen about together than arrow, target is ten feet outside the apples. head servant, a bow long arm marksmen, whew, sharp the apple. a proud brightness.leap up his chin, a larger than the thumb way: i am after yi!

b marksmen scripted, apples, he hit the arrogant shouted: i am cupid!

it was, he also wan c sharp bow, shoot! results the servant of heart. just listening to his stammer out: for a long time before i... i... i am...... sorry...

賣豬娃的成人笑話

一老農(nóng)趕豬去賣，幾個(gè)無(wú)賴小子像戲弄農(nóng)民，一小子跑過(guò)去問(wèn)：“你去那兒？”那老農(nóng)回答：“去集市賣豬”，這小子指著豬說(shuō)：“我問(wèn)它呢？”，其他小子哈哈大笑，老農(nóng)不慌不忙，摸著豬說(shuō)：“看看你，這里有親戚都不跟我提前說(shuō)，要不我們還可以給它帶點(diǎn)你的飼料呢”，無(wú)賴小子頓時(shí)無(wú)語(yǔ)。

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